The Scum of the Universe

Teachers! What a bunch of no good @#$%^&! and good-for-nothing ^&*()_+=0%^%$#$!!! Why is it the proverbial saviour and enlightener of minds always SO.....CRUMMY??!! A gang of nitwits usually is what we get to teach us. A group of old bandicoots that lost out in the rat race trying to redeem themselves. It's alright that they fail miserably. What gets my grill is that they try and pull us down with them. My high school teachers had a readymade reply for any question they didn't know the answer to, " It's out of syllabus!". Then they blame us for not having inquisitive minds and lack of interaction in class. They stuff our minds full of s%@& and drain us of all the lovely common sense we built up as kids. Then they have the gall to take credit for it. They have moulded yet another model human being for the world! Hurrah! I'm especially pissed off with teachers today because we happen to have one extremely obese woman who says she's responsible for making us responsible engineers. This Hitler-hippopotamus cross hands out assignments like there's no tomorrow. Today was the limit. She announced to the class that she was pleased with the efforts we'd put in and that we were ready to progress to the next level. "Bad! Bad! Bad!", I thought to myself when she dropped the bombshell (something she'll never be), "From next chapter, you have to answer the same assignment question for 5, 10, and 15 marks. This way, you'll learn to expand and brief ". I was too shell-shocked to even mentally correct her sentence! What the hell?! The worst part is that we'll have to grit our teeth and get done with it. That's 'cause she's such a sadist that she'll welcome the chance to give us all a zero in internals. Even if we write all 3 of them, she'll be extremely happy to play noughts & crosses in our blue books. She's one person who deserves to be damned to hell and beyond. She was actually smiling when she had her fun in class today! I think the last good teacher I had was my kindergarten teacher. How do they expect us to respect them when they torture us with such obvious relish? I can do nothing more than rant and rave about scum-beings like her. But this post has served it's purpose. An outlet for my ire.